A hard-working guy's guide to the perfect read by the water.
Hey, I'm Tim — a carpenter from Regina and a dad of two. I spend my winters reading by the ocean, and I rate a book by how well it survives a rum buzz and a kid yelling "Dad, watch this!" More about Tim →
My nine-year-old will play Minecraft until his eyes dry out and won't read for ten minutes. The fix wasn't taking the console away — it was finding books that run on the same loop games do. Here's what worked, rated by age, including the ones that are absolutely not for a kid.
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Everyone's seen the films. Almost nobody goes back to the book. I reread The Hunger Games before deciding whether to hand it to my nine-year-old — here's what still lands, what the movies quietly cut, who it's really for now, and where to stop.
Your waterproof Kindle is rated for three minutes in the ocean. Sand doesn't kill books — the spine does. Here's what really goes wrong by the water, and the small pile of gear that fixes most of it.
You're not lazy and you don't need more discipline. Your goal is just too big for the brain you've got left at 9pm. Here's what actually got me reading again.
The book I hand to everyone who says litRPG isn't for them. A guy, his ex's show cat, and the end of the world — plus an honest read on who's going to bounce off it.
Project Hail Mary reads like a survival thriller wearing a science coat — no lore homework, no politics, just a guy solving problems with a friend. Here's why it's the one I'd hand a sci-fi-averse reader, and who'll still bounce.
You're allowed to give up on a book. Here's the rule I use to decide — plus the one question to ask first, so you don't quit a good book on a bad night.
The cozy shelf makes a promise it doesn't always keep. Five mysteries for readers who don't want a body count — with an honest read on how soft each one really is.
A guy on my crew told me audiobooks don't count. I listen on the drive and read on the balcony — here's my honest ruling on whether the two are really that different.
If you only saw the Ready Player One movie, you got the highlight reel. The book is a different beast — denser, nerdier, and free to name-drop every old game it wants. Here's who'll love it and who'll roll their eyes.
Most kids' books turn bedtime into a nap — for me, not them. A Series of Unfortunate Events is the rare one where the gloom is the joke, and a 9-year-old, a 7-year-old, and a tired carpenter all laugh at the same page. Here's why to start, and how far to commit.
The glare, the sand, the greasy sunscreen thumbs, the pool splash — the stuff the spec sheets skip. Here's how a paperback and an e-reader really hold up by the water, and the one I'd hand a beginner.
Starter Villain is John Scalzi's comedy about a broke substitute teacher who inherits his uncle's business — and it's not the business anyone was told it was. Here's who it's for, who should skip it, and why the funny is actually well-built.
Reading The Martian on the balcony got me thinking about Mark Watney's endless potatoes — and how good a real dinner tastes when Diana and I splurge at El Avión.
litRPG is my little mission, but these series are long — 10 or 12 books deep. So don't buy the whole shelf on faith. Read one of these book-ones first. Here's where to start.
A vacation thriller has one job: grab you and not let go, even with kids yelling and a drink sweating on the armrest. Here are five that pass the test.
If you read in bed while someone's asleep next to you, the trick isn't a brighter light — it's a warmer, dimmer one. Here are the clip-on book lights I'd actually pack.
Someone asked what I was reading on the balcony. 'litRPG.' Blank stare. Here's the simple version — what it is, why it's a blast, and two books to start.
The best reading hour on any trip is the one before everyone else wakes up. Here's why I trade the beach chair for a quiet balcony and a 5am coffee.